Hospitality Industry Gifts

'Should we open a casino in our hotel?'... 'It'll be a gamble.'

"The worker shortage is real."

"It's your tip to lose."

"Quick sir. The Lounge Lizards are threatening a creep out!"

'and please accept our apologies for the overbooking of the Bridal Suite!'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Cardiac Recovery.

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"Valet park only"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

The Suite Hereafter

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

Mini Bar