Starting A Detox Program Gifts

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Be Healthy

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

Children's games and technology

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

Deposit phones here