Starting A Detox Program Mugs

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Be Healthy

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Children's games and technology

Screen Time at the Dining Table

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

Deposit phones here