Starting A Blog Gifts

"What do I want to be when I grow up? See the FAQ page on my website."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

Teamwork!

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Obsession with the Internet.

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'She posted her first blog today.'

Ruddy bloggers!

Multi-Tasking

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Very good and to the point.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'