Starting A Blog Partnership Gifts

Will you merge your blog to mine?

Lesbian civil partnership.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Honey! We're home!"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"And this is my life support system."

Home Business - Business Cards.

As our CEO-in-Chief has demonstrated, it's good for a businessman to surround himself with children who'll cover for … I mean, help him. I've tried adopting a baby, but the agency grew suspicious just because I asked for the type least likely to sell out its parent. Unfortunately, I can't just clone myself. I need an actual mate if I want to produce accomplices ... I mean "off-spring." Your job, minion, is to craft a date-a-dude.com profile for me that'll recruit ... I mean "attract" a suitable

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson. I understand we're going to be working together!'

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

Gottlieb and Computer Inc.

'I thought dinner was going so well!'

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"A handshake and a high five - I can't see this merger working."

'What are your thoughts on forming a limited company ?'

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

Leap of Faith

"She wrote a diary, not a blog."

Five tombstones in a row read: "Bowther", "Wilkin", "Lynch", "&" and "Fisk".

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"And will you take my name even if you wind up making more money than I do?"

You can't spell wife without WE. You can't spell husband without US.

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

"Think about it, we're both very clever: If we team up, we'll be unstoppable!"

Agreement

'I've made him a silent partner!'

An artist paints a tree using a nude model.