Starting A Blog Mugs

"What do I want to be when I grow up? See the FAQ page on my website."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

Teamwork!

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Snoopy with Laptop

Obsession with the Internet.

Whoa

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'She posted her first blog today.'

Ruddy bloggers!

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Multi-Tasking

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Now what?'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Very good and to the point.'