"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"
Starting A New Podcast Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone embarking on their new podcasting journey? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items that capture the excitement and challenge of starting a fresh media venture. Whether they’re a seasoned broadcaster or a first-time host, these gifts are sure to inspire and entertain as they hit record.
"What happened?! Did we get so many listeners that it overloaded the bandwidth?"
"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."
Dialogue
"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."
'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'
Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"
"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."
I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.
Multi-Tasking
'What luck! A sound technician.'
"Check out this new store."
"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."
"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."
"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."
"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."
Privacy
'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'
'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'
"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"
Which Hogwarts house are you?
Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?
How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book
"Christmas pudcast"
Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an
"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."
"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."
"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."
"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."
"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."
Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.
'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'
"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."
"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."
"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."
Starting A New Podcast Gifts Collection
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