Podcasts Gifts

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."

"Do you have any true-crime podcasts?"

Saw a tweet about it, read an article about it, listened to a podcast about it.....Lived it.

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

"I should start a podcast."

'Moby Dick? Let's see ... Would you like the DVD, the podcast or the interpretive dance?'

"Today was absolutely horrific. I just need to go relax with a cup of tea and a true-murder podcast."

"Our panel of experts include. . .and Dan, who has listened to two different podcasts on this topic."

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

Man being burgled while listening to headphones.

"What podcasts should I download to help me stay complacent and tethered to a job I hate?"

"And just in your contract does it mention a weekly podcast?"

"In the interests of balance I'm listening to a podcast on mixed martial arts by the Chief Medical Officer."

"Being a scavenger can be depressing, so to lift my spirits, I listen to comedians' podcasts..."

'You can also check out my podcast.'

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

Podcastaway.

'Junior's all tucked in and listening to his bedtime story podcast.'

"Attention passengers, did you hear that really important update I just gave? You didn't, did you? Well I hope that podcast was worth it because I won't be saying it again."

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

"C'mon man, I thought we were buds!"

After years of waiting, the Feds finally get into podcasts.

"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."

"Today on the Ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: why do Republicans keep filibustering everything?"

Introducing: The Sadie Cohen and Rudy Park Radio Hour! No @#$% way. Do over or die! Introducing: The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour with her wimpy materialistic loser sidekick? Catchy. Do over!

So we're back on the air. Seems like it. Our ratings are soaring. People can still send me questions at asksadieshow@gmail.com and I'll send them scathing answers insulting their utter stupidity. What if they want kind and thoughtful responses? Ask that whiner Dr. Laura. (Seriously, ask Sadie).

"Bless this mess: The beautifully tangled reasons you *still* wear wired headphones"

"I know it was your turn to pick, but could we listen to something besides the podcast about squirrels again?"

"It's a Plodcast!"

"It's just like that true crime podcast we listened to."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Dialogue

Multi-Tasking