Podcast Producer Gifts

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Dialogue

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Applause

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Canadian film production

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Multi-Tasking

Little Red Riding Carpet

Senior Jeopardy!