Starting A Podcast Gifts

"More misinformation."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Dialogue

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Multi-Tasking

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Check out this new store."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Privacy

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Which Hogwarts house are you?

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

"Christmas pudcast"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"