Starting A Podcast Pillows

"More misinformation."

Dialogue

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Multi-Tasking

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Check out this new store."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Privacy

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"Christmas pudcast"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.