Listening To Podcasts Pillows

"It's from that Alastair Cooke again"

"Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to get me to listen to your podcast?"

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'It all started when he refused to subscribe to my podcasts.'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Dialogue

Multi-Tasking

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Privacy

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"Christmas pudcast"

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'Junior's all tucked in and listening to his bedtime story podcast.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

New to podcasts? Choose a genre!

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."