Podcast Planner Gifts

Multi-Tasking

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Dialogue

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Privacy

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"Christmas pudcast"

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

'Junior's all tucked in and listening to his bedtime story podcast.'

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

New to podcasts? Choose a genre!

Today on the Ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: "Star Wars." Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. YOU PEOPLE TODAY HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A CHIMPANZEE!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said.