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Multi-Tasking

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Dialogue

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Privacy

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"Christmas pudcast"

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

'Junior's all tucked in and listening to his bedtime story podcast.'

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

New to podcasts? Choose a genre!

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

"I know it was your turn to pick, but could we listen to something besides the podcast about squirrels again?"