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"What podcasts should I download to help me stay complacent and tethered to a job I hate?"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

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I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

Snake with headphones.

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"Christmas pudcast"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'Junior's all tucked in and listening to his bedtime story podcast.'

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

New to podcasts? Choose a genre!

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

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