Podcast Explorer Gifts

"What podcasts should I download to help me stay complacent and tethered to a job I hate?"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Dialogue

Multi-Tasking

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"Christmas pudcast"

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

Snake with headphones.

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

'Junior's all tucked in and listening to his bedtime story podcast.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

New to podcasts? Choose a genre!

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"