Podcast Listener Gifts

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Lionel Blue

"What happened to your podcast?"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Dialogue

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Multi-Tasking

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Privacy

Clive Anderson

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Attention Span Man

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"Christmas pudcast"

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

"They're dumbing down the news now!"

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"