Podcast Listener Gifts

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Lionel Blue

"What happened to your podcast?"

Dialogue

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Multi-Tasking

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Privacy

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Attention Span Man

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"Christmas pudcast"

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

'Junior's all tucked in and listening to his bedtime story podcast.'

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"They're dumbing down the news now!"

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."