Podcast Buff Gifts

"I'm a pea. It's only natural that I have a podcast."

Dialogue

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Multi-Tasking

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Privacy

Presenter Auditions.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"Christmas pudcast"