Podcast Buff Pillows

"I'm a pea. It's only natural that I have a podcast."

Dialogue

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Multi-Tasking

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Privacy

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Presenter Auditions.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

"Christmas pudcast"

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.