Podcast Critic Pillows

"I just wanted to tell you how much I love that you don't have a podcast."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Dialogue

American Idle.

Kritik's Korner

The americanisation of vulture.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Multi-Tasking

"Amateurs."

Armageddon

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Non Thought For The Day.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

Privacy

A skip full of fools.

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

As Seen Watching TV