Podcast Critic Gifts

"I just wanted to tell you how much I love that you don't have a podcast."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Dialogue

The americanisation of vulture.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Amateurs."

Armageddon

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Multi-Tasking

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Non Thought For The Day.

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

Privacy

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'