Tv Show Planner Gifts

'We'll dress them up as characters from musicals, make them live in a lighhthouse with an antelope ... it's reality TV at its best.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

When Engineers Crack.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Multi-Tasking

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Father Time Management

"Have you decided where to travel?"

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Bad Office Planning

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."