Tv Show Planner Pillows

'We'll dress them up as characters from musicals, make them live in a lighhthouse with an antelope ... it's reality TV at its best.'

"We only got six days of funding."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Multi-Tasking

'Are we broke yet?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

A mental-health spot quiz, Al: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single … Google search of travel websites"?

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

Father Time Management

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Bad Office Planning

Clear construction agreements are important.