Tv Scheduling Pro Pillows

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

God's Sticky Notes

'Am I the first one here?'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Time Clock

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Child on a schedule.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."