Tv Scheduling Pro Pillows

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

God's Sticky Notes

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Am I the first one here?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Time Clock

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Child on a schedule.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"