The Planner Pillows

"I'm not convinced you're getting this, Darren."

"We only got six days of funding."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Innovation & Calculation

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Father Time Management

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Bad Office Planning

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Cat Day Planner.

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"