Starting A Travel Blog Gifts

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sloaney Pony.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Desert Island Meals.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"First class, or with children?"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Sparkling Water

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Airport Security.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

The Family Joules: Part 16

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Tourists and their Pets.

'Are we there yet?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub