Adventure Blogger Gifts

'I know it's a living hell for you in there, Albert, but it has spiced up your blog.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Sister Cities

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"You're never home."

Snowman of the Apes

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Bad times to sneeze

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

JAMES BONDING

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Climbing with the baby