Blogosphere Adventurer Gifts

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"I'm not sure about writing Shakespeare, but a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters sounds like a pretty good description of the blogosphere."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

WiFi Signals

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

Multiple personalities with blogs.

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Fight or flight?"

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

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