Blogosphere Explorer Gifts

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

Multiple personalities with blogs.

Meet the Blogger - 1-3 AM.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Eternal Student.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Whoa

Snoopy with Laptop

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

School. Learning is a lifelong process. It's only the graduation ceremonies that end.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Creativity 2.0

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."