Blogophile Gifts

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Snoopy with Laptop

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Whoa

George Orwell

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Literary Canines.

Multi-Tasking

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Ruddy bloggers!

'She posted her first blog today.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Litterary Dogs.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'