Digital Bibliophile Gifts

I tried listening to an e-book, but I missed the tactile sensation of the tip of my finger on glass.

Have the author sign your kindle...

'I'm waiting for it to come out in some format that hasn't been invented yet.'

"I pushed the learn button on the remote and that book popped up on the screen!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

Victor Hugo

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

George Orwell

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Literary Canines.

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Litterary Dogs.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

"So, what are you reading?"

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Nevermore."

A man and his dog both reading.

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Women who Read Too Much