Bibliophile Going Digital Gifts

'If it isn't operated by remote, he isn't interested.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

Have the author sign your kindle...

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

'There was a sale on at Louboutin. I told Rupert to scan all my books into my kindle...I needed the shelf space for the shoes!'

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

'Would you autograph your book on my eReader?'

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.

"I pushed the learn button on the remote and that book popped up on the screen!"

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

Book computer.

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

Coffee Table eBooks.

I tried listening to an e-book, but I missed the tactile sensation of the tip of my finger on glass.

eBookmobile. Touch here to start.

I've read fifteen books in the last three months, Randy. What? You? Read? Books were invented 5 thousand years ago, little buddy

Flat cap northern pensioner reading an 'e-by-gum' ebook on a reader.

E-Book

'As soon as I figure out which ebook reader to use, I'm going to read a book.'

"Once you've read your favorite authors on a little illuminated screen, you can't go back."

Mobile phones replace books

"Bill and I are readers."