Bibliophile Going Digital T-Shirts

'If it isn't operated by remote, he isn't interested.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

Have the author sign your kindle...

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

'Would you autograph your book on my eReader?'

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

Book computer.

Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.

"I pushed the learn button on the remote and that book popped up on the screen!"

Coffee Table eBooks.

Flat cap northern pensioner reading an 'e-by-gum' ebook on a reader.

E-Book

'As soon as I figure out which ebook reader to use, I'm going to read a book.'

'Got anything on the rise of digital publishing?'

"Does this e-book reader come in paperback?"

"Bill and I are readers."

Mobile phones replace books