Bibliophile Seeking Novelty T-Shirts

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Man reading in lamp

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

Rapid reading center.

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

"The classics can be so intimidating."

"Reading YA is passe. We're into picture books."

Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.

Book surgery.

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

"Bill and I are readers."

Pop-up Book of Missiles

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

"My new treasure chest!"

'Back home! Now I can get on with my holiday reading.'

Salon of Apartment 4-N

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

'Books by celebrities.'

Books and mobiles

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."