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"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

Man reading in lamp

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

'George is very much in touch with his inner adult.'

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

"The classics can be so intimidating."

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.

Book surgery.

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

'There's nothing on TV. Let's read... I can't believe I said that.'

Library bus

"Books are useful when you're reaching for the stars!"

'The books are really dancing out of here.'

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

"Bill and I are readers."

Pop-up Book of Missiles

'This book so so rare it's never been published.'

Books and mobiles

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."