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'The books are really dancing out of here.'

Paul Ree

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Man reading in lamp

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

'George is very much in touch with his inner adult.'

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

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First library card

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

"Books are useful when you're reaching for the stars!"

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

"Bill and I are readers."

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

Pop-up Book of Missiles

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

'Books by celebrities.'

'I'M SAVED! I'M SAVED!'

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."