Technophile Turned Bibliophile T-Shirts

Screen Time vs Book Time

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Unicorn in the Woods

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"The record player is skipping again."

Man reading in lamp

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

'There was a sale on at Louboutin. I told Rupert to scan all my books into my kindle...I needed the shelf space for the shoes!'

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

"The classics can be so intimidating."

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.

Coffee Table eBooks.

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

Lorem Ipsum

I've read fifteen books in the last three months, Randy. What? You? Read? Books were invented 5 thousand years ago, little buddy

'We've papered over the new flat screen TV to make it less obtrusive'

eBookmobile. Touch here to start.

"If I'm to create objects and graphics in the text...I'll need Windows."

"Bill and I are readers."

Cat sees a computer mouse coming out a mouse hole in the wall.

"This one, when you open it, smells like the Times."

The hermit has relocated...

Books and mobiles

Mobile phone supplants reading