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Reading my Critics

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Screen Time vs Book Time

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Learn yourself English.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Unicorn in the Woods

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Book market

Welcome back students.

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"