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'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

Victor Hugo

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

George Orwell

Screen Time vs Book Time

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Literary Canines.

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

Litterary Dogs.

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Women who Read Too Much

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'