Digital Literature Buff Gifts

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

First Novels.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

George Orwell

"Author does not do tricks."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Robocop and Juliet.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

After the Sentence

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

The Book Lover

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'Romeo and Julietta'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'