Digital Literature Buff Pillows

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

First Novels.

Voltaire

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Author does not do tricks."

Robocop and Juliet.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

After the Sentence

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'Romeo and Julietta'

The Book Lover

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'