Literary Digitalist Pillows

Have the author sign your kindle...

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'We've re-branded.'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"I'll never forget you."

Binary Man

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

cuPad

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

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"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

Zoom Wedding