Digital Poet Pillows

Ode to Nature.

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Connected to Technology.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

cuPad

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Zoom Wedding

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Digito Ergo Sum.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

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