Digital Poet Gifts

Ode to Nature.

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Connected to Technology.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

cuPad

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

Zoom Wedding

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Digito Ergo Sum.

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."