Poetic Programmer Gifts

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

The Computer Bore

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Geek fairies

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Computer monitor for a head.

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Terry had a computer bug.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

The Digital Family

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."