Poetry Geek Gifts

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Stephen Spender.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Thomas Hardy

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Lord Byron

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Sinking with your heart

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

Limerick Airport

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

The Thinker. The Listener

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

"Nevermore."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

This man is an island.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

The unknown war poet.

"Well, the falcon cannot hear the falconer, but the rough beast found a piece of string so I don't know where that leaves us."