Composition Geek Gifts

Sergei Taneyev

Shepherd and eurydice

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

I will study my speling words...

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Felix Mendelssohn

A Fairytale Update

Concert Pianist.

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Someone who knows apostrophes

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Trump! The Musical

Theorbo

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Mozart on a computer,

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

Baby Mozart.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"Nuts to you, too."

"Bravo!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Hildegard von Bingen

Allegro con molto espresso

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

Michael Jackson