Poetry Planner Gifts

"...For new year, I'm going to stop watching so much sport..."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

Writer

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

Praying for a goal assist.

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

'Publisher recommends a good paper shredder.'

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

James Russell Lowell

How to feel confident in love & war

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

tbh 'tis better to have followed and been unfollowed than never to have followed at all lol #perspective.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'