Tech-savvy Bibliophile Gifts

"This one, when you open it, smells like the Times."

Coffee Table eBooks.

eBookmobile. Touch here to start.

I've read fifteen books in the last three months, Randy. What? You? Read? Books were invented 5 thousand years ago, little buddy

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

Perusing the digital bookshelf.

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

Gen-Next Library

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Two Generations of Readers

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

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Downloads.

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"A virus ate my homework."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"I read the audio book."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

A man sitting in the grass reading

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

Welcome back students.

Norman E-Mailer