Blogosphere Buff Gifts

Bloggers Anonymous.

'According to his blog, Vince has just made another kill...'

'That's the way I blogroll, baby.'

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

German Expressionist Breakfast

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Getting to Know You

Paul Ree

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."